“If I Don’t See A Husband In 2017, I’ll Steal Someone’s Own” – Lady Declares, Ahead Of Next Year
According to this nigerian girl, Joyce Uzondu who is from Orlu in Imo State,
“If I don’t see a husband in 2017, I’ll steal someone’s own,” lady declares, ahead of next year
She just made this PROPHETIC declaration
Photos: Nigerian Man Upgrades His Keke To Helicopter In Warri Delta State (Must See)
Tricycle upgraded into a helicopter in Warri, Delta State
Photos: Finally! Tiwa Savage And Her Husband Spotted Together (Must See)
Teebillz and Tiwa loved up at Stephanie Coker’s wedding, yesterday
Photos: Bobrisky Professes Undying Love For Bae After He Slapped Him And Destroyed His IPhone
Bobrisky was physically abused yesterday by his bae because Bobrisky asked for bae’s permission to attend a wedding and burial.
Minutes after the slap that left him with a red eye and unable to show his face on Snapchat, Bobrisky aologized to the families he couldn’t attend their wedding and burial of a loved one. And then professed his undying love for his bae of 4 years.
Graphic Photos: Nigerian Man Beats And Stabs His Wife In Her Private Part After Accusing Her Of Cheating
A man named Victor Ojiaku has been arrested by the Nigerian police for allegedly beating his wife mercilessly and then stabbing her in her private part with a broken bottle after accusing her of sleeping with sleeping with a teenage boy who works for him.
Ojiaku, an automobile parts dealer, attacked his wife, Faith Ojiaku, 27, a mother of three at their home in White Sand, Isheri-Osun in Lagos State last week. LIB has photos of the stabbed vagina but probably not appropriate to post here
Faith was kept locked up for two days by Victor, making it impossible for her to call any family member or friend for help or seeking medical attention.
When she was eventually allowed to seek medical attention, she used a doctor’s phone to call her sister who the Lagos State Domestic and Sexual Violence Response Team, who have since taken up the case.
The man appeared at the Ejigbo Magistrates’ Court last week where he was granted bail and case postponed till end of January. He is also faing charges for attacking his teenage worker who he accused of sleeping with his wife.
He is facing a six-count charge bordering on grievous bodily harm, threat to life and assault.
“My Father Is Not Only A Moron But A Certified Idiotic Agbaya” – Kemi Olunloyo
Kemi Olunloyo just took to twitter to blast her father for interfering with her work
Everyone is all excited about me calling my dad a #moron. He is in fact a CERTIFIED IDIOTIC AGBAYA for interfering with my WORK #MediaHater
Photos: The Rock Buys His Dad A Car As Christmas Gift And Shares Touching Story (Must See)
Actor and professional wrestler, Dwayne Johnsosn, AKA The Rock, has shared a sad story about all that his dad suffered at a very young age and how it has shaped his life. Read the touching story below;
“Bought my dad a Christmas gift and surprised him. He’s had a hard life. This one felt good. My dad, Rocky Johnson is a minimalist. Always has been. Never asks me for much and over the years his needs are always the barest. Crazy story, my dad’s dad died when he was 13yrs old.
That Christmas, my dad’s mom had her new boyfriend over for Christmas dinner. Her boyfriend got drunk and pissed on the turkey. My dad went outside, got a shovel, drew a line in the snow and said if you cross that line I’ll kill you. The drunk crossed it and my dad laid him cold as a block of ice. Cops were called. They told my dad’s mom that when her boyfriend regains consciousness, he’s gonna kill your son so one of them has got to go. In front of the entire family, my dad’s mom looked at him and said get out.
He was 13yrs old and now homeless. That f*cked up true story happened in Amherst, Nova Scotia, Canada in 1954. He needed the bare minimum then, just like does now. Over the years, I’ve moved him into a big home, got him trucks to drive (which he’ll literally drive into the ground until I get him something else;). Hell, I’ll get him anything he wants, but the SOB just won’t ask. Every Christmas, I always think about that story and my dad having every odd stacked against him at 13, but he fought thru it and still made something of himself.
Makes me appreciate his struggle and hard work. Also, makes me appreciate the fun times he would beat my ass in the gym so bad when I was 13 and say “If you’re gonna throw up, go outside.. and if you’re gonna cry, then go home to your mother”.
I hated it then, but I embrace now. Made a man outta me. Without pissing on my turkey.
. Just a small way of saying thank you dad and Merry Christmas! #DwantaClaus
Photos: Lady Flaunts Her Baby Bump
Instagram user porschethomas has sent the internet into a meltdown after Flaunting her babyump she posted the above phptp with the below caption;
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Getting down to the wire. Only about two weeks left for me and these boys before they make their debut.
Crazy excited and totally nervous. What a way to start #2017
🤗 #35weeks #twins #babybump
But many people cant get over the ”blackness”’ of her baby bump
Photos: Buhari Receives Boko Haram Flag, Says North East Madness Must Stop
Abuja, President Muhammadu Buhari late Friday evening formally received the flag retrieved by troops from the stronghold of the Boko Haram sect, Sambisa Forest, last week.
The black flag with white Arabic inscriptions and pictures of two rifle was presented to Buhari by the Theatre Commander, Operation Lafiya Dole, Maj.-Gen. Lucky Irabor, at the 2016 Regimental Dinner organised by the Presidential Brigades of Guards, in Abuja.
The dinner was organised to mark the end of drilling year of the military men.
Buhari, himself a former military officer, recalled how he was nearly shot at before he collected his first salary after joining the Army.
He said he was conversant with the problems of the military having experienced it first hand.
He said, “I belive you are here because you want to be here and you cannot complain. We will do our best to build the national institutions in the country.
“All these madness in the country whether in the North East, the Niger Delta or in the East must stop.
“There are 250 ethnic groups, so keeping Nigeria one is a task that must be done. So even for personal reason, you must make sure this country remains one and remains strong.”
Buhari reiterated his opposition to the calls for devaluation of the naira and increase of prices of petroleum products among others.
He recalled that he rejected similar advice by the International Monetary Fund and World Bank to devalue the naira as a military Head of State.
“I refused and gave my reasons and the next thing I knew I was removed and detained for three and half years.
“As a civilian President, I will do my best and I am telling you all these because you are part of the leadership of this great country and God willing we will remain great,” he said.
The Chief of Army Staff. Gen. Tukur Buratai, in his remarks urged men and women of the Guards Brigade to remain courageous and disciplined in 2017.
He assured the nation that the military would continue the mopping up of the remnants of the insurgents who have disappeared into the society.
Buratai further assured the country that the security situation in parts of the country will be surmounted, adding that the Nigerian Army will remain apolitical in carrying out its duties to the nation.
Photos: Weeks After Begging Davido For A Pair Of His Shoes, Simi Begs Wizkid For Jacket (Must See)
Few weeks back, November to be precise, Singer Simi took to her Twitter to tell Davido about the blue shoes she saw on his snapchat.. she gushed about the shoes on twitter and tagged the DMW Boss.
Davido reponded and asked if she wanted the shoes, she said yes.. and the DMW boss gave it to her.
Follow the thread below:
“Walking Into 2017 A Proud Virgin” – 27 Year Old Nigerian Girl Says
A growing girl is proud of another achievement of staying without s*x all her life as she strolls into the new year, 2017.
She posted pictures of herself with her massive boobs protruding as well as her tongue in the fashion some corrupt teenagers will do to seek attention.
The pictures came with this message “Walking into 2017 a proud virgin. I know some people won’t beliv me lolz. #WCW”
This led to a round of debates about the truthfulness of her claim by social media users who entertained themselves with her gist.
The issue of virginity is already losing its value in Nigeria as most suitors fail the challenge of being celibate during courtship as envisaged by a 27-year old University student who wrote to a relationship adviser, Joro Olumofin about her sorry plight as a virgin.
Read her own story below:
Photos: Nigerian Man Fakes His Arrest To Propose To His Girlfriend (Must See)
Nigerian guy Brown Affah fakes arrest to propose to his Girlfriend
the Popular interior designer, Brown Affah, on facebook narrated how he uniquely proposed to his bae, Yemi, with the help of the Nigeria Police Force
Breaking News…..!!!
Good morning Facebookers
This pictures have so many stories behind it, firstly I was sure of the color of clothes she wore to work, black top and blue jeans so i called some of my single friends who are still around after Christmas Kingsley Asika, Grandeur Chef Wisdom Noble, Woka Richy and my blood Brown Victor to wear same clothes including me and partake in the action movie episode 1$2 while I’ll be acting episode 1 with her, they’ll join in episode 2.
Cast:
Police man 1
Police man 2
Police man 3
Brown Affah – the proposer
Effiwatt Yemi – the proposee
Extras:
People passing by
People who came to ask what happened
People stopped while driving to see if they really caught a criminal.
Camera man 1
Camera man 2.
Action;
I went to her office and picked her up by 5:43pm, drove her to GRA phase 2 that I wanna buy her shawama which I know she’ll fall for. Meanwhile I’ve given signal to my good police officers that we are on our way without her knowledge. On approaching they flagged us to stop, I cleared they said finally we have caught you, the notorious criminal Brown, i said sorry officer that must be a mistake somewhere… Shut up they shouted, are u not brown? Yes I am I answered, u were involved in a robbery and now we have caught u….. #guns cocked….. My girl was scared but calm, all she said was baby its Ok, lets follow them but I know you are not a criminal.
Cuff them, and they did. Pushed us towards their vans with my girl panting but calm….then I told them I wanna say something, shut up they shouted but the leader asked ; what do u wanna say? So i looked into my lady’s eyes and told her babe; u don’t actually know me well…..so u know them? She asked, yes I know them i replied…. And u know I’ve never said the word; I love you to you because I wanted to be sure I did and tell u on this day i said….
Yes I do love you, and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you I continued , with one knee on the floor….whaaaat she screemed, covered her face and said a big YES with the police men clapping, and passers by clapping and watching….we hugged and the cuffs was removed…. And finally that’s a wrap.
End of episode 1, episode 2 coming up soon.
Credits to the camera men
The Nigeria police force,
They are your friends
Not all police are bad, this crew was super and nice.
Photos: Nigerian Man Tochukwu Nnadi Choked To Death By The South African Police For Allegedly Selling Drugs (Must See)
Well this is According to a nigerian facebook user Michael Mathew who posted these photos with the caption
INDISCRIMINATE KILLING OF NIGERIANS IN SOUTH AFRICA
This Nigeria young man Mr. Tochukwu Nnadi popularly known as King
Kingsley was squeezed on the throat to dead by SA Interpol early hours of yesterday for selling drugs after being handcuffed…the brother who was called to the scene trying to find out why his brother was brutally killed in such a manner was also shot and taken to custody without explanation.
We still asked do we really have Nigerian union in South Africa?
